It’s been one of those days. One of those – I’m tired as hell, goofy, and have the attention span of a – oh wait…look what I found –

This has got to be one of the quirkiest, funniest things I have seen in a long time. I showed my 15 year old daughter. I can now randomly whisper Shia LaBeouf to her and watch her giggle and shudder all at once. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Rob Cantor – “Shia LaBeouf” Live

That was quirk, now on to dirt…

“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” ― Margaret Atwood, Bluebeard’s Egg (Source: Goodreads – this place serious has it all).

Ancient 2,400-year-old gold bongs discovered in Russia http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/archaeologists-discover-2400yearold-gold-bongs-in-russia-10285876.html

LOL – wut? Yes, folks, you read that correctly. Apparently, these ancient gold vessels have a dark residue that is indeed opium and cannabis. A quote from the article – “Analysis on a sticky black residue in the golden cups revealed the objects were used to hold a concoction of opium and cannabis, which mirror the writings of Greek historian Herodotus, who said: “Scythians used a plant to produce smoke that no Grecian vapour-bath can surpass which made them shout aloud.””

Indeed, now we know why the smoke was unsurpassed.